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Doing What You Have To Do
Don’t you wish that you could meet the person(s) responsible for the existence of money just so you could strangle them? Â Wouldn’t life be much more stress-free? Sure, bartering would be an equal pain in the ass, but you’d still be living for yourself, instead of somebody else. I understand
AMC and Time Warner Cable Giving Away FREE Cupcakes Today
It’s October. Comic-Con is in town this weekend. Halloween is around the corner. How could you put these two events together to create something epic? Here’s how: have people dress up as the zombies of Robert Kirkman’s comic, The Walking Dead to promote the second season of the live-action series
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
An Argument for Black Friday
One of the most frightening shopping-related mistakes one can make, I’d imagine, would be accidentally stepping into a strip mall on Black Friday. It would be a feeling similar to what those lone survivors must feel in zombie films when they open the wrong door and find themselves starting directly
FREE BBQ and Show Tonight at the Blarney Stone
My man Matt Murphy just hipped me to this event tonight. Â They are calling it Night of the Living Drunk 2. Â Not only is the show FREE, but there is also gonna be FREE BBQ! Â Although it’s always kinda Halloween in San Francisco, as the actual holiday approaches we al
Putting the ‘Ho’ in Halloween
We all love the time honored tradition of the slutty Halloween costume, and like most traditions if you want to keep it going, you gotta get em while they’re young. You can’t work yourself up to slutty cop without starting somewhere. While little boys get to be Power Rangers and
How to Get Rid of Things: FREE Advice Blog
The blog How to Get Rid of Things isn’t a screaming call for divestment, although that would be nice too. As they say, it is a “do-it-yourself guide dedicated to helping you prevent, eliminate or remove common annoyances from your life.” What kind of annoyances?  Well, How to Get Rid