
Not long ago Monica the Intern and I were interviewed for a new part of The Onion’s website called Debaser. The idea behind it is that they let you promote something of yours in exchange for telling an embarrassing story. So I got to tell them all about the Fuck the Recession Party, and Monica got to tell an embarassing story. Check it out HERE, it will blow your mind.






Way to stay classy guys! Very encouraging to learn that the psychological stresses and dietary reductions of homelessness hadn’t reduced his ejaculatory power. Maybe I don’t need that roof after all…