Advice

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20 Dec 2016

How To Actually “Make America Great Again”

By Mar-Li Pitcher and Lauryn Petrie  Red banners wave and the exuberant crowd’s cheers of “Make America Great Again” rise to the rafters. The working-class descendants of the Mayflower feel that they have finally found their king. Xenophobia and fear fuel their rabid enthusiasm. Meanwhile, outside, homeless people are having their

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16 Dec 2016

How to Step Up Your Christmas Card Game

When our parents sent out Christmas cards it was a cute family photo and a letter wrapping up 1996 with what everyone did that year. Fast forward 20 years later and the Christmas card game has changed just as much as the Nintendo 64 your mom got you in comparison

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16 Dec 2016

Orgasms: The Best Holiday Gift

Hey ladies, do you feel like your body is constantly under attack? I do. I bet you do, too. When you’re constantly on the defensive about the right to have an abortion, the right to carry your child to term, your inability to conceive and however you need to feel

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15 Dec 2016

Holiday Gift Ideas for The People You Hate

I’ve always felt that those I love, and like, and enjoy, deserve my time. For them, I’ll go ahead and invest a good chunk of my fall and winter making their gifts myself. Yeah, I spend money on the supplies, too, but I really prefer to save the better portion

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15 Dec 2016

The Best Drugs to Take Home for the Holidays

It’s that time of year again. You’re leaving the life you built to step back into whatever family dynamic you fled. You’re going to need something stronger than carbs to avoid becoming the worst version of your adolescent self again. Our mantras and best intentions can only get us through

Kaytlin Bailey 1
Cops Hospital
14 Dec 2016

How To Tell The Difference Between A Hospital And A Meat Factory

Right now, I’m lying in a hospital bed writing this from Methodist Hospital in Park Slope, Brooklyn. I’ve been admitted with pneumonia and have also been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. This facility has gorgeous marble floors, gourmet coffee, great food, a Barnes & Noble adjoined to it and even a

Tiana Miller 0
trump land
13 Dec 2016

Studies Show Conservative Candidates Lie A Lot More Than Liberal Ones

Conservatives have been found by fact checking organizations to lie or tell half-truths at three times the rate of Liberals (NYTimes report). So the question is why does the above phenomenon occur? After researching the subject I found that it comes down to fear, loss of power, and retaining their

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