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Hunky Jesus contest in Dolores Park Today

12 Apr 2009

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Updated: Apr 04, 2024 08:44

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Look, I’m not gonna lie. Updating websites on Sunday mornings sucks. Nobody likes doing it. But it’s something that has to be done. So I’m just gonna say that I’m gonna be at Dolores Park all day long enjoying the nice weather, some jello shots and the hunky Jesus content. What you don’t know about it? I’m hungover, lazy and watching the Usual Suspects on AMC, so I’m gonna let Johnny Funcheap tell you about it here.

p.s. How come Jesus gets two birthdays?

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