Vote for Broke-Ass!!
It’s time again for the SF Bay Guardian’s Best of the Bay Contest. I really like winning stuff, so I’d appreciate your help in getting me voted best something. “Best Local Website” would be awesome if you dig what me and Team Broke-Ass have been throwing down for you, or “Best Local Writer” would be sweet if you still giggle when you’re on the toilet reading my book. That said, “Best Sex Worker” would suffice as well. I’d also be glad to recommend other people and places who deserve your vote like The Broken Record as “Best Dive Bar” and Richie Cunning as “Best Band” (they don’t have a best rapper category). Let me know if you need other recommendations.
Also, all my cocky bullshit aside, I really do want to thank all of you for all the support you’ve given me over the years. As of this month I’ve been doing this Broke-Ass Stuart thing for six years. Holy shit right? Who would’ve though that making that shitty little zine and selling it out of my backpack would lead to where we are now. So yeah, thank you for coming along for the ride and thanks in advance for your vote.