$10 All-You-Can-Drink Beer From SF Weekly Tonight — For a Good Cause!

Widmer...Portland's finest!

Usually the only “cause” I’m drinking for is be “cause” (get it, assholes?) it’s Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.  And that’s what I do.  But I’m also all for using my borderline alcoholism to help a good cause, like the Big Brothers & Big Sisters of the Bay Area.  It’s a great idea, because when have kids and alcohol NOT mixed well together?

Don’t worry — there won’t be any kids at The Irish Bank tonight — there’s just going to take all your money.  But listen to this steal — for 10 bucks, you’ll get all-you-can-drink Widmer Drifter and Hefeweizen for two hours, 5:30pm-7:30pm.  In case this isn’t registering, normally a happy-hour pint of Widmer is, like, $5.  This is going to be a drunken free-for-all (when is it not at The Irish Bank, right, gingers?), but at the end of the night when you trip your way onto the bus to head home, at least you can tell yourself you did it for the kids.  And for your dwindling cash flow.  But definitely mostly for the kids.