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Oh, broke-ass darlings, Happy New Year! I imagine, and I don’t think that I’m that far off, that you are all currently missing some integral brain cells courtesy of the 2010 send-off, and while you are re-cooperating, you’d like things short and sweet. Me too. Typing is hard.

Let me say this: FREE hot dogs (vegan and non) at Frankenart Mart! Sunday!
It’s a monthly occurrence that will help you keep true to your resolution to budget your money and support local arts. (Not your resolution? Might want to think about adding that to your list after “Bagging Babes.”)

They have exciting things like pegacorn, Dirt Donuts and a cage you can be a zoo animal in and people will feed you peanuts. Yeah, your liquor-soaked brain heard me right; check it out!

Frankenart Mart
515 Balboa Ave (Between 5th and 6th Ave) [Inner Richmond]
January 2, 1-6pm
FREE hot dogs!

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Jessica Longo - Two-Bit Reporter

Jessica Longo - Two-Bit Reporter

Jessica was born, moved around a lot and has an odd dialect to prove it (see: hella, bubbler, and cawfee), and is now precariously settled in SF. Despite graduating high school too many years ago to count, she was crowned Prom Queen this summer and considers her life complete now. Last year her production editing job was outsourced to the Philippines. Hope they like it. Luckily for you, this Lady of Leisure is currently accepting applications for the position of Wealthy Benefactor.