Sexy Fleet Week Memorial Day Tours in New York (Meet Some Sexy Sailors for FREE, You Broke-Ass)

This piece is actually by Francesca McCafferty

Ahhh, yes. Fleet Week in Manhattan. Many girls and boys of all stripes are excited to see those sexy sailors walking around town for a week, decked out in their tight white suits and cute caps worn with an angles flair. Whether they roam Christopher Street or mid-town, these boys are traffic stopping.

This Memorial Day Weekend, act like you’re interested, and go down to several different locations fro free tours of ships, navy simulators, you name it! Who the hell cares, just check out the hotness. If you can’t even pretend to care, but need to see these guys in full flair, check out the various Memorial Day Parades around town. (Schedule below)

The Sexy Fleet Week Memorial Day Tour Schedule:

(In military time, of course: J )

NAVAL TOURS & DEMONSTRATIONS:

Sunday, 29 May

0830-1700              Navy Flight Simulator, Stapleton Pier, Staten Island

1100-1130              U.S. Navy Explosive Ordnance Disposal Helo Demonstration, Homeport Pier, Staten Island, NY

1400-1700           Military Bands in Times Square

Monday, 30 May

0800-1800              Navy Surburban Van, Stapleton Pier, Staten Island

0830-1700              Navy Flight Simulator, Pier 88, Manhattan

0830-1800              Navy Convention Booth with SEAL Display, Staten Island

1400-1500              U.S. Coast Guard Search and Rescue Demonstration, Hudson River-near Piers 86 & 88, Manhattan

NYC MEMORIAL  DAY PARADE SCHEDULE:

SUNDAY: May 29

0800-1200 GREENPOINT VETERANS MEMORIAL PARADE

519 Leonard St, Brooklyn

1030-1600 FOREST HILLS MEMORIAL PARADE

Metropolitan Ave, Forrest Hills, NY

1300-1600 MASPETH MEMORIAL WEEKEND PARADE

Grand Ave & 72nd St, Maspeth, NY

MONDAY: May 30

1100-1430 ALLIED VETERANS MEMORIAL PARADE

Pier 88, Manhattan

1100-1800 STATEN ISLAND MEMORIAL DAY PARADE

Hart Blvd & Forest Ave, Staten Island

1100-1400 KINGS COUNTY MEMORIAL PARADE

3rd Ave & 87th St, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

1200-1300 MANHATTAN MEMORIAL DAY PARADE

Broadway & Dyckman St, Manhattan

1400-1700 CITY ISLAND BRONX MEMORIAL DAY PARADE

City Island Bronx, NY

Photo courtesy of UglyFours