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NYC Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day Roundup

Updated: Feb 13, 2014 20:56
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What’s love on this day? It’s just another excuse to get drunk and have fun!

Stimulate’s Annual Valentine’s Blood Massacre VI

Wanna get a little hardcore this year? Stimulate offers a little something for the mind, the body, and the dance floor. Expect to catch bloody cupids, fallen angels and a lot of blood.

Stimulate’s Annual Valentine’s Blood Massacre VI
Friday, February 14 from 11pm-4am
Price: $8-$13
85 Avenue A (between 5th & 6th Streets)
[Lower East Side]

Brooklyn Night Bazaar

Jewelry, clothing, food, drinks, ping pong, miniature golf, and music. Sounds like a great date or a great place to meet someone. Check out the Brooklyn Night Bazaar tonight. It will be a special Valentine’s Day edition with Blue & Gold, Team Spirit and Hard Nips. Yes, hard nips.

Brooklyn Night Bazaar
Friday, February 14 at 7pm
165 Banker Street

Four Bottoms and a Bitch at Stonewall Inn

One of our very own broke-ass writers, Freddie Cosmo, will be performing for all of you young ladies and gentlemen at the Stonewall Inn with Lavinia Draper and her other bottoms, including Anthony Fett, Kenny Holcomb, and John Raymond Barker. Great music, crowd participation and anything goes (especially the clothes).

StoneWall Inn Presents: A Valentine’s Show with Lavinia Draper and her Four Bottoms
Friday, February 14 at 10pm
Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
[West Village]

The Brokenhearted Ball at Glasslands

Screw love! Get screwed! That’s the motto for all of those brokenhearted, lonely souls who will be marching to the Glasslands tomorrow night.

The Brokenhearted Ball: Screw Love/Get Screwed
Friday, February 14 at 11:30pm
Price: $5
289 Kent Avenue

Love Bites: The Power Ballads Sing-a-long

An air guitar competition will coincide with a retro costume contest at Union Hall tomorrow night. That’s not all! That FREE heart candy will go well with your themed Valentine’s drinks while you sing along.

Love Bites: The Power Ballads Sing-a-long
Friday, February 14 at 10pm
Price: $8
Union Hall
702 Union Street

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