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NYC Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day Roundup

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What’s love on this day? It’s just another excuse to get drunk and have fun!

Stimulate’s Annual Valentine’s Blood Massacre VI

Wanna get a little hardcore this year? Stimulate offers a little something for the mind, the body, and the dance floor. Expect to catch bloody cupids, fallen angels and a lot of blood.

Stimulate’s Annual Valentine’s Blood Massacre VI
Friday, February 14 from 11pm-4am
Price: $8-$13
DROM
85 Avenue A (between 5th & 6th Streets)
[Lower East Side]

Brooklyn Night Bazaar

Jewelry, clothing, food, drinks, ping pong, miniature golf, and music. Sounds like a great date or a great place to meet someone. Check out the Brooklyn Night Bazaar tonight. It will be a special Valentine’s Day edition with Blue & Gold, Team Spirit and Hard Nips. Yes, hard nips.

Brooklyn Night Bazaar
Friday, February 14 at 7pm
FREE
165 Banker Street
[Williamsburg]

Four Bottoms and a Bitch at Stonewall Inn

One of our very own broke-ass writers, Freddie Cosmo, will be performing for all of you young ladies and gentlemen at the Stonewall Inn with Lavinia Draper and her other bottoms, including Anthony Fett, Kenny Holcomb, and John Raymond Barker. Great music, crowd participation and anything goes (especially the clothes).

StoneWall Inn Presents: A Valentine’s Show with Lavinia Draper and her Four Bottoms
Friday, February 14 at 10pm
FREE
Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street
[West Village]

The Brokenhearted Ball at Glasslands

Screw love! Get screwed! That’s the motto for all of those brokenhearted, lonely souls who will be marching to the Glasslands tomorrow night.

The Brokenhearted Ball: Screw Love/Get Screwed
Friday, February 14 at 11:30pm
Price: $5
Glasslands
289 Kent Avenue
[Williamsburg]

Love Bites: The Power Ballads Sing-a-long

An air guitar competition will coincide with a retro costume contest at Union Hall tomorrow night. That’s not all! That FREE heart candy will go well with your themed Valentine’s drinks while you sing along.

Love Bites: The Power Ballads Sing-a-long
Friday, February 14 at 10pm
Price: $8
Union Hall
702 Union Street
[Williamsburg]

Photo Credit: amybickers.blogspot.com

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Enrique Grijalva - Mr. Minimum Wage

My father came, my mother saw...and I conquered. I encourage children to do drugs, I buy alcohol for teenagers, and I drink beer with the homeless. In my spare time, I attend art galleries for the FREE booze while rubbing elbows with modish elephants. I also hammer six-inch nails into small penises. Stuart knighted me as Broke-Ass King of New York. You've been warned.