The Newark Airport is a terrible place. Here are a bunch of funny tweets to prove it.
If only this were true…
Yesterday I was stuck in the Newark Liberty Airport (EWR) when my flight was delayed for six hours. The entire airport was using only 1 runway for all take-offs and landings. It was a like a bunch of Jersey stereotypes all thrown into an airport full of wifi/phone addicted people going nowhere. So I of course took to twitter to make fun of things, especially the #NewarkAirport.
I will never fly through there again.
Damn Newark Airport, I knew you were in New Jersey but I didn't realize how fucking Jerzzzzy you were.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
I don't know if the Newark airport makes me wanna drink more or swear off drinking forever.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
Newark Airport is so old, they're still waiting for Amelia Earhart to show up.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
Newark Airport is like a fashion show for Ed Hardy and Juicy Couture. You can pay for your beer in rhinestones.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
The Newark Airport makes me believe I should buy some shares in a hair gel company.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
You know what the best thing about the Newark airport is? Neither does the Newark airport.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
What has lots if planes but is down to one runway? The Newark airport.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
What has lots of pay phones but no free wifi? The Newark airport.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
You know that friend who is pregnant but you're not allowed to tell anyone? The Newark Airport is later than her period.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
Things are getting hairy at the #NewarkAirport No more open electric sockets. If there were no metal detectors there'd be a knife fight.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 15, 2014
Remember all that jazz about the #NewarkAirport ? Yeah, I'm still here.
— Broke-Ass Stuart (@BrokeAssStuart) April 16, 2014
photo from Charlie F. on yelp
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