How to Have Sex in a Hostel
Ah hostels – a wonderful, budget friendly way to see the world, meet cool people, and have some awkward-ass sex. No shame, I’ve been there, you’ve been there, ain’t no thing. But here are some tried and true tips for getting in on when you’re getting away.
Bunk bed sex can be scary. Nothing makes one question structural integrity quite like getting down and dirty on the top bunk. Bottom bunk rules.
Imagine you are in a room with 5 to 20 other people. It is late at night and everyone is sleeping. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, “OH GOD YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!” Yeah dude, you’re gonna want to try and mute that or face the wrath of your bed fellows.
Hostels aren’t the best places for privacy, but don’t let that stop you. A lot of hostels have little hang out rooms for watching movies (fucking), chit chatting (fucking), reading (fucking). Go poke around, I’m sure you are going to find something.
Just because you are traveling (for Satan only knows how long) doesn’t mean you have to be dirty! Now, let’s bring in the multi-tasking. See that shower? Take someone along for the ride, you can wash each other’s back.
A lot of hostels have single rooms that you can rent. Yes, they are more expensive, but you know what? When you want to let your freak flag fly, suddenly the costs seem negligible.