Porn Site Gets Thousands Of New Followers Thanks To Ted Cruz Screw-Up
The late-night porn-jacking habits of anti-pornography GOP senator Ted Cruz have entered the national conversation, as the pompous “family values” bullshit-spewing rube clicked ‘Like’ on a pornographic tweet and breathed beautiful life into late-night Twitter like it was “covfefe” all over again.
He also breathed life into the pornographic Twitter account in question. That porn account called @SexuallPosts (VERY NSFW! And not it’s even spelled right!) has gained roughly 15,000 new followers in the 12 hours since Cruz’ fuck-up. In an exclusive statement to BrokeAssStuart.com, the owner of the @SexuallPosts Twitter account said, “I’ve gained about 15k followers since last night (:”
@SexuallPosts is not even a real porn site, it’s just a Twitter account that reposts other content. A gentlemen pays for his porn, Senator Cruz. You can afford it — you have argued cases before the United States Supreme Court, you are a sitting U.S. Senator, you are the motherfucking One Percent. Why are you reduced to stealing free porn? It is beneath the dignity of a United States Senator to do so.
Hey, I’m not kink-shaming Ted Cruz. I’m shaming him for being a hypocrite and an asshole, I’m shaming him because he still denies he looked at the porn, and I’m shaming him because he sex-shames other people with his Christian conservative bullshit.
Do you want to see the porn that Ted Cruz liked? It is not actually that good! But here you go.
— Sexuall Posts ? (@SexuallPosts) September 11, 2017
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