Dolores Park Movie Night Is Back…TO THE FUTURE!

I’m really excited. I’m surprised I’m even able to feel again since I was pretty sure my life was over after Jesus let it rain like fuck on Easter Sunday, thus ruining my holiday.  It  forced me to spend most of the afternoon inside the Pork Store Cafe chugging mango mimosas and wishing I was golfing in Palm Springs or in Potrero for the Bring-Your-Own Big Wheel Race.

In any case, all is redeemed by the FREE Dolores Park Movie Night, which makes its triumphant seasonal comeback Thursday night at dusk (which a little birdie told me will be at 7:39pm). The first flick is Back to The Future, the iconic ’80s film featuring a deliciously young, pre-Parkinson’s, Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly and that one actor who plays super meathead-y Biff (the bully that looks like he just cockblocked his roommate after getting rejected by the same ex-cheerleader in a matching pink velour sweatsuit at the Marina bar Matrix).

The movie is FREE, but popcorn will be for sale (and who watches a movie without popcorn?), as well as probably some sidewalk chili, Tamale Lady goods and, if we’re lucky and the dickhead cops aren’t being douchebags, tetrahydrocannabinol-enhanced truffles. Can’t think of a better Thursday night. Jesus, I officially forgive you for Easter Sunday.