The HApocalypse: Comedians Tell Us Their Apocalypse Plans
By Hannah Harkness Everything is on fire and more it seems like the end of the world as we know it! As a doomsday-obsessed person, I’m always curious about what people want to do in the event of the end of everything! In an attempt to create a beautiful quilt
April Showers Sex Horoscope
Ah, April. For some a month of sunshine, for others a month of showers, golden or not. With Venus taking a hard mother fucking left into retrograde, most of the zodiac come off as picking, acting, or attracting the fool. But we are here to lead you through the pitfalls and booty-call landmines the future may hold for you and get you to the kicking, screaming, orgasmic sex you all so deserve.
How to Get Laid, Without Tinder
We’ve all come to the cruel realization that orgasms are not like seamless orders. But, how do people get laid without Tinder? Of course, there are other apps, dating websites, and social media pages where you can try to turn acquaintanceship into sweaty sex via chat…but you’re tired of all
Santa’s Christmas Sex Horoscopes
This post is brought to you by the fine folks at Good Vibrations, a diverse, sex positive retailer providing high-quality products. and non-judgmental, accurate sex information. Ah! The holiday season! Time to hang some mistletoe right above your belt buckle and deck the halls with dangling dildos. The nights are chilly,
What to Get your Favorite Sex Worker for the Holidays
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE. HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM When one thinks of sex work, too often those thoughts come laden with negative images. There are, of course, reasons for negative associations to be made, as there are reasons for sex work among women to be hotly
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The Local & State Election Results You Missed
If you are anything like me, you woke of this morning feeling like you got repeatedly sucker punched while witnessing the apocalypse last night. I couldn’t take my eyes off the sea of red on the electoral maps, but this morning there are other results from the four page ballot
2016 BROKE-ASS STUART VOTER GUIDE
November greetings, dear broke-asses. The November 8th General Election is tomorrow! Here are all the answers to the test!
The Must See SF Venues… That Have Closed Down
San Francisco has a reputation as one of the most eclectic cities in the world, and we have some of the most thrilling places to see. From strip clubs, to bars, to shops, we are any weirdo’s wet dream. But times are changing, and the perverts have started to migrate.