Full Disclosure: I Want to Go Down on You
Before I even had much sense of what oral sex was (“it’s when you say naughty things into someone else’s ear,” my fellow 6th grader assured me), I knew that going down on a girl was something very unpleasant, something that smelled like fish (turns out Chicken of the Sea is
Win Tickets to The Castro Dishcrawl
This sounds fucking delicious. I love food and eating so I might just enter this contest myself. Anyways, I’m giving away a pair of tickets to this Dishcrawl event. Normally a ticket is $45 each, but the winner gets two for FREE. Hell yeah. Feel like just buying some? Then
How to do Noise Pop 2013 on the Cheap!
Hello my young, broke and beautiful “friends,” would you like to join me for a party? It spans 7 days, has 52 shows, tons of bands, and hundreds of hours of enjoyment.
The Dirty Details: Check Out Photos of the 2013 Bar Workers Ball!
Only the refined need apply. Well drunkies, another year hath past, and once more the city’s fantastic finest descended upon the dusky floorboards of Café Du Nord for the 8th Annual San Francisco Mid-Winter Bar Workers Ball. Powerful tipples were provided courtesy of our co-sponsor 7×7 and Beam Global (with
Stop ‘N’ Swap at the Salvation Army Harlem Temple TOMORROW
It may be a little early for actual Spring cleaning, but one of the many lessons learned from being in a shoebox sized apartment is that you need to consistently reduce clutter. Whether your closet is overflowing with clothing you don’t wear, or you were randomly given coffee table
50% off New Glasses + Free Shipping!
We wrote about the 6 rad reasons why shopping for glasses on GlassesUSA.com will change the way you buy glasses forever. You can read about that here. But here's the important part: YOU GET 50% OFF + free shipping on your first pair of frames. Click to find out more!
The Lost and Found Show: Underwear!
If you’re missing any underwear, it’s probably because one of two things happened: 1. It’s jammed between the wall and mattress of a random hookup you’re no longer speaking to. 2. Gnomes stole it. Either way, you’re not getting your underwear back. You can deal with it by reading the
Old Timey Prohibition Style Carnival: Goodbye Party and Fundraiser for Kelly Malone
As you all know, we love the fuck out of Kelly Malone. But it looks like she’s gonna have to go back to the east coast for awhile for some cancer treatments. So one last big huge party is being thrown for her. I’m just cutting and pasting the details
Full Disclosure: I Drink for the Sex
I drink a lot. Probably too much, but I don’t know where you draw the line when it comes to putting poison in your body, so I’ll just assume it’s in chalk somewhere around your dead body. Coming from a family with a history of addiction, I’m keenly aware of