Elon Musk tweeted about his vision for a subterranean superhighway, currently being worked on by his ‘Boring Company’ in Los Angeles. Musk’s tweet soon came under a hail of Twitter fire (shocker), from people who clearly didn’t read his FAQ.  One of the trollers was our beloved Bay Area Rapid

When you divorce Jeff Bezos, it can create some predicaments.  You might ask yourself questions like ‘what do I tell the press my husband owns?’ or ‘will this news hurt the stock of the fastest growing company in history, that my husband owns’, or, ‘what do I do with my

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

Whether highlighting the process of interviewing crazy new roommates, or making fun of clueless tech executives looking to “disrupt” industries, Shaky Ground hilariously takes aim at all the crap that make living in the Bay Area so ridiculous.

The new ‘baby’ filter on Snapchat may seem like a quick passing social media trend, but it’s actually a clear sign of the apocalypse.   You may think it’s all just a silly joke.  Until you see what they did to your beloved cast of The Office… But they didn’t stop

As many know by now, a landlord is forcing the closure of beloved comedy club Punch Line SF by denying them a lease renewal this August.  Punch Line will be looking for a different venue in San Francisco to continue its tradition of hosting legendary and up and coming comedians

President Donald Trump’s upcoming Memorial Day Speech is said to be honoring the ‘brave men and women who survived their bone spurs’. “Today we honor the brave men and woman afflicted with bone spurs and flat feet in our great country.” “I’m talking about the John Waynes and Bill Clintons

Now you can actually enjoy scrubbing your toilet at home or on the road. It’s like we always say here at brokeassstuart.com, “always clean your toilet with Donald Trump’s head.”  Now finally, that activity is easier than ever.  Because an artist/designer named Michelle Rubel has created a toilet brush in

The big screen on our skyline is about to be taken over by CCA art students.  We liked the sound of that so much we started asking questions.  Artists Maxine Schoefer-Wulf, Ava Morton, Efe Ozmen, and Judit Navratil all created videos to be shown on SF’s giant cone.  So don’t