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15 Apr 2025

Hacked Crosswalks Play Deepfake Voices of Bay Area Tech Billionaires In Silicon Valley

The Bay Area has become synonymous with tech, and while San Francisco takes the brunt of the blame, America’s most purposefully mischaracterized city is made up of many different realities. However, the suburbs to the south that make up the heart of Silicon Valley are completely and unapologetically dominated by

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15 Apr 2025

Freaky Tales Is Worth a Watch, But It Isn’t Perfect.

DON’T WORRY, NO MAJOR SPOILERS Have you ever wondered what a movie would be like if Quentin Tarantino was from Oakland and didn’t spend his time moaning the ‘N-word’ while on the precipice of cumming on some poor girl’s feet who was only there to further her career and maybe

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06 Dec 2024

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

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08 Apr 2025

Meet Al Zampa, The Mac Dre of Bay Area Bridge Workers

Alfred Zampa was a working-class Italian-American who worked on every bridge in the Bay Area, including the Carquinez Bridge, and is now remembered as the accidental founder of the “Halfway to Hell Club” and the namesake of the Alfred Zampa Bridge.

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08 Apr 2025

Brooke Jenkins Charges Man With Felony For Stealing Toilet Paper

San Francisco’s District Attorney, Brooke Jenkins, charged an unhoused man with felony “organized retail theft” for stealing toilet paper from a Walgreens, despite a judge dismissing the charge as unfair, highlighting the city’s shift towards authoritarianism.

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01 Apr 2025

Applebee’s To Take Over Cliff House With The Help Of Daniel Lurie

The historic Cliff House restaurant has been vacant for far too long. The iconic San Francisco eatery has sat vacant since December of 2020. This fact is entirely unacceptable, as the Cliff House is as much a part of San Francisco as Patagonia vests and Fentanyl. The good news is

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01 Apr 2025

Donald Trump Is Moving to San Francisco

While Donald Trump hates the people in San Francisco, he likes the money and the land, so in a twist so shocking it would make M Night Shyamalan cum in his pants, Donald has decided to move to San Francisco. If you think Trump is moving into a luxury high

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25 Mar 2025

Meet Ian The Meow, The Cat That Reminds San Francisco to “Be Nice.”

Ian The Meow is a cute cat who regularly walks around San Francisco, reminding passersby to “be nice” and is also a street artist and mental health advocate dedicated to spreading kindness through their work.

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25 Mar 2025

Why You Should Protest In Rich Neighborhoods

Protests and riots in low-income neighborhoods tend to be ignored by America’s decision makers, while protests in affluent areas could potentially lead to change by forcing the wealthy to acknowledge demands.

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