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18 Mar 2025

Small Earthquake Rattles San Francisco Bay Area

For those you who forgot, California is the shake and bake state. And the fault line decided to remind us of that yesterday. A small earthquake gave the San Francisco Bay Area a quick shake on Monday night, reminding residents that they live in earthquake country. The tremor, which had

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18 Mar 2025

Why Mario0o0o0o0o0o And Abe From Bay Area Memes Teamed Up To Make A Documentary On Gentrification

San Francisco is one of America’s greatest cities. In terms of natural beauty and architecture, it’s California’s crown jewel. But the beautiful buildings and hills that go higher than Heaven are still less important than one aspect of San Francisco that the city seems all too keen to sacrifice —

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06 Dec 2024

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

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11 Mar 2025

Obama Was Reportedly Chillin’ in North Beach Last Week

San Francisco is a city of familiar faces, and some of those familiar faces belong to Presidents. Not all of them are Presidents you want to see. Donald Trump was reportedly spotted in Pac Heights begging rich people for money last year but some of them may be Presidents you

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11 Mar 2025

The Great Highway To Permanently Close To Cars This Friday

If you want to drive on the Great Highway, you only have a few days to do so because beginning on Friday, March 14th, cars will be forbidden from the picturesque road on the western edge of the City.  While the change won’t effect the entirety of the Great Highway,

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25 Feb 2025

Trump May Sell San Francisco Federal Building

In a move of pettiness so extreme that it even shocked me, the Trump Administration is considering selling the San Francisco Federal Building seemingly because it’s named after Nancy Pelsoi. The 18-story tower, which had been known as the San Francisco Federal Building until its dedication to Pelosi in December,

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25 Feb 2025

Who Is Going To Be Oakland’s Next Mayor?

While Sheng Thao is potentially facing up to 95 years in prison for federal corruption charges, one has to wonder what is next for Oakland?  At a forum in downtown Oakland on Tuesday, candidates for mayor and an open City Council seat shared their visions for the city’s future, touching

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18 Feb 2025

Three Wannabe Elon Musk Henchmen, Storm SF City Hall, Demand Records

Update: It appears this was some stunt by Youtube trolls. San Francisco is a city where silly shit happens. Its reputation as California’s coastal equivalent to a homeless encampment abandoned by God because there was too high a density of gay sex so the lord allegedly smote the city by

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18 Feb 2025

San Francisco Hater, Charles Barkley, Donates $250k To Help The Homeless In The Tenderloin

San Francisco is a fashionable city to hate on. The media, including the local media, has done a phenomenal job of announcing to everyone who wants to listen that San Francisco is a high tech equivalent to Detroit with more dildos. While I would assume the dildo part to be

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