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07 Jun 2021

SF Zoo’s Oldest Living Male Chimpanzee In North America Has Died At 63

One of the oldest living chimpanzees in the world was living right here in San Francisco at the SF Zoo, but passed away Saturday. Cobby, the oldest male chimpanzee in North America, starred in his youth on an early 1960s Australian TV show called Cobby’s Hobbies, but took residence at

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02 Jun 2021

Former DPW Head Mohammed Nuru Arrested For Allegedly Pulling Knife On Someone

The latest twist in the DPW/public corruption/Mohammed Nuru scandal literally involves a knife. Ed Lee’s handpicked SF Public Works successor Mohammed Nuru has been arrested for alleged robbery and pulling a knife on someone Wednesday morning, according to KGO. The alleged incident occurred at the SF-Marin Food Bank facility in

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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02 Jun 2021

That Time An SF Cop Embezzled $16,000 From Pride Alliance

As SF Pride returns, almost every city that has a Pride celebration is once again wrestling with the question of whether cops should be at Pride. Here in San Francisco, that argument has a rather amusing historical footnote — there was one time when an officer in the SFPD Pride

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02 Jun 2021

How To Make Sure You’re Entered In The $116 Million California Vaccine Lottery

California is awarding $1.5 million apiece to 10 lucky Californians who’ve gotten the COVID-19 vaccine. The cash drawings start this Friday, June 4, where 15 vaccinated Californians will win $50,000 apiece. Then next Friday, June 11, shit gets real real when another 10 Californians win $1.5 million each, as the

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27 May 2021

The 9 Best Kinds of Weed to Pair With Your Favorite SF Locations

This article was made possible by the fine folks at Amuse. Sign up now and get $30 off your first order! San Francisco is slowly but gloriously reopening, and good things are happening because we followed the guidance and stayed the eff home for 14 months. Now your favorite SF

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26 May 2021

This ‘Sh*n Y*n’ Parody Drag Queen Show Made Shen Yun Wig Out

An online drag show this weekend by the Asian-Pacific Islander drag troupe the Rice Rockettes was all set to close out the historic and first-ever Queer and Transgender Asian and Pacific Islander Week with a spectacular Star Wars-themed Asian drag show called ‘Sh*n Y*n Strikes Back!’ — A Digital Drag

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26 May 2021

Fireworks Season Seems To Be Starting Up Again

Tuesday marked the one-year anniversary of the police killing of George Floyd, and it may or may not be a coincidence that this week one could hear and see fireworks going off in the Mission on completely normal, nothing-special-going-on weeknights. This may be the shape of another “summer of fireworks”

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26 May 2021

SF Eviction Moratorium Extended To September 30, 2021

The San Francisco eviction moratorium was set to expire on June 30, barely a month from now. While landlords could not throw tenants out over unpaid rent during the pandemic, we were teetering just a month away from where they could, with the city being nowhere near back to full

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