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14 Jul 2021

Job Alert: ‘Director of Taco Relations’ Pays $25,000 A Month

This website’s obsession with tacos is well-documented, from the time we rented a car just to buy tacos, to the time we ate at every Taco Bell in San Francisco, to the time we made tacos out of croissants. But we’re going give you, our readers, first dibs on a

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14 Jul 2021

Republicans Trying To Scam #FreeBritney For Money

It is well-known in political circles that a Republican bulk text message scheme has been spamming its users about 800 times a day begging for political contributions, and then using a “hidden pre-checked box” to bamboozle recurring donations out of people who had only meant to donate once. That’s totally

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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14 Jul 2021

Parklets Are Now Permanent, Supervisors Approve ‘Shared Spaces’ Forever

What we call ‘parklets’ are not really parklets, because San Francisco parklets existed long before COVID-19 way back in 2011. Those fabulous outdoor dining booths borne of the COVID era are technically called “Shared Spaces,” and they are now a permanent fixture of our streets and sidewalks. The Chronicle reports

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12 Jul 2021

Caitlyn Jenner Goes To Conservative Conference, Gets Mocked Ruthlessly

Is it funny, detestable, or poetic justice that trans California governor candidate Caitlyn Jenner had abuse hurled at her at the CPAC consertvative conference this weekend in Dallas? Or is it funny, detestable, AND poetic justice all wrapped in one? Caitlyn Jenner was harassed yesterday at CPAC. pic.twitter.com/sgwwcqEdwV — PatriotTakes

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12 Jul 2021

The New Anthony Bourdain Documentary Arrives This Weekend

Last month was the three-year anniversary of the day chef and author Anthony Bourdain took his own life, leaving a rich tapestry and complicated legacy that even today leaves us reflecting on why he chose to leave us. We’ll reflect even more this weekend with fascinating new uncovered footage featured

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12 Jul 2021

The Uptown Is Reopening, Will Stay A Music Venue

This website was shocked around three months back when we discovered that Oakland’s Uptown Nightclub was for sale on Craigslist. But that sale listing has been deleted, and the club just announced they found a buyer who will reopen it and maintain it as a music venue. “Dear Uptown Community,”

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07 Jul 2021

SF Gay Men’s Chorus Enrages Right Wing With Brillaint ‘We’ll Convert Your Children’ Video

Many of the leading wingnut Trumper “news” websites currently have their MAGA hats in a bunch over an extremely funny satirical video from the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus that was posted July 1. The COVID-19 misinformation shitposting hotbed Post Millennial declared that “San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus pushes woke

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07 Jul 2021

Oakland’s ‘First Fridays’ In Danger Of Never Happening Again

Last Friday would have been the first First Fridays event in Oakland since the pandemic, but even though they could have had a First Fridays on July 2, they did not. “As the pandemic recedes, we are working diligently on bringing First Fridays back,” organizers said on their website. “We’re

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