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Change is Coming
In the next day or so Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website is gonna be having some major changes. Not only are we gonna feature info about restaurants, bars, and events, there’s also gonna be feature articles on things like Sex & Dating, Style and Shopping. Plus, there’s even gonna be

SF: Anarchist Bookfair this Weekend
I would be doing my Santa Cruz liberal arts education a disservice by not posting this. Make sure to stop by so you can learn how to tear the Babylon System down. Or at least buy some zines on how to make a pipe bomb.

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

Broke-Ass Stuart Book Reading, Signing, and Walking Tour!
Come out and bring your friends to the McNally-Jackson Bookstore on Friday, March 20th to get your books, boobs, man-boobs or butts signed and listen to Broke-Ass Stuart read from his NY book.

Free Cab Rides on St. Patty’s Day
People use St. Patrick’s Day to get really drunk and act like complete shitheads. They rationalize it by saying, “WOOOO!! It’s OK dude! Who cares if it’s 4pm and I’ve already puked on my shoes twice? It’s St. Patty’s Day. My great-grandmother was half Irish.” I have

Go See Rick Shapiro Tonight
You should go to Club Deluxe tonight to see Rick Shapiro. That way when this great underground comic dies of an OD, and suddenly everyone is on his jock, you can be like, “Shit man, I saw that cat back in like ’09 in this little place

Dress like an entitled brat and get a free meal
I’m gonna pull a David Paterson here and out myself on this so no one else can do it to me: I watch Gossip Girl. I have a valid explanation though; since my girlfriend likes the show, and we don’t get to spend that much time together, and I

$1 beers at 7am
When the Double Play first opened it’s doors in 1909 it was the spot to grab a drink before or after seeing a San Francisco Seals game across the street. That was a hundred years ago and where Seal Stadium once stood is now the Potrero Center which

Fire Breathing Serpent on Treasure Island
I think that slowly, year by year, San Francisco is morphing into Burning Man. Every season there’s some new party that links back to the desert in some way and draws its inspiration from Black Rock City. Tonight embodies this perfectly. The Flaming Lotus Girls, who joined