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Free Cab Rides on St. Patty’s Day

 

People use St. Patrick’s Day to get really drunk and act like complete shitheads.  They rationalize it by saying, “WOOOO!!  It’s OK dude!  Who cares if it’s 4pm and I’ve already puked on my shoes twice?  It’s St. Patty’s Day.  My great-grandmother was half Irish.”  

 

I have two bits of advice for you for this holiday.  The first is not to go to North Beach because on St. Patty’s Day it’s only three steps above the worst place on earth.  My second bit of advice is to call Luxor Cab company (415-282-4141) to get a free ride home anywhere in the city (as long as it’s actually a residence, and not another bar.  I know what you were thinking!).  You may have to wait awhile, but at least it’s free.  

 

The good people at Berg Injury Lawyers are picking up the bill, so make sure to tell your cabbie to put it on their tab.  And don’t forget to tip your cabbie too, I mean, you are getting a free ride for fuck’s sake.

 

The offer is good from 3pm March 17th (for the real drunks I guess) to 3am March 18th.  Also, if you’re in the Alameda, Oakland or Berkeley, call Veteran’s Cab company at 800-281-4488

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