Tech

17 May 2018

Bay to Breakers Liquor Store Map 2018

Behold the Tenth Anniversary Edition of the Bay to Breakers Liquor Store Map, the now-legendary smartphone map that shows the nearest booze and smoke shops even in the Golden Gate Park backwoods of the Bay to Breakers race. There are no liquor stores at all on the second half of

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10 May 2018

WTF Are These New Tinder ‘Terms of Use’?

Anyone trying to swipe on Tinder now gets immediately accosted with a new ‘Updated Terms of Use and Privacy Policy’ that you have to agree to or else you can’t get any action. Tinder assumes you’re so hookup-hungry you’ll click ‘Agree’ on anything. But what are you agreeing to here?

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25 Apr 2018

Now There’s Coxxx Coin, the Cryptocurrency for Buying Porn

Casablanca. Citizen Kane. Big Dicked Honky Handjob. When it comes to entertainment there’s something out there for everyone. Conor Coxxx, the aforementioned honky, has been in the adult film industry since 2012. He’s a performer, an agent (Coxxx Models), a producer (Coxxx Productions) and now he’s launching a cryptocurrency for

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05 Apr 2018

Meet the Robots that are Replacing our Cooks & Kitchen Staffs

Robots are making burgers, delivering pizzas, and dispensing your food now all over the Bay Area and beyond. But is that good for us, and what’s next for the kitchen worker, and the consumer?

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02 Apr 2018

Can Tech Actually Help Get out the Vote?

By Full Circle Fund Rising Leader – Aiasha Khalid How’s The News treating you today? If you are getting exhausted of the goings on and the barrage of information and headlines, good news, the midterms are coming! Regardless of your politics, these are clearly an important moment in American electoral

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02 Mar 2018

When a Work Email Chain Goes Very Very Wrong

by Devin Holt Editor’s note: Most stories are made out of paragraphs that lead to the next paragraph. This fictional account of an email thread gone very, very wrong uses a slightly different format.                                

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01 Mar 2018

What The Fresh Hell Is This Facebook Face Recognition?

Facebook showed you a vaguebooking post this week entitled “Introducing Face Recognition for More Features.” Facebook, which these days is 90% wannabe viral videos that you can’t scroll past fast enough, announced in a post that showed up once (and only once!) on your timeline earlier this week that “We’re

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01 Feb 2018

The Scourge Of The ‘Congratulations!’ Pop-Up Ad

A despicable “Congratulations!” malware ad has been wreaking internet havoc for the last several months, and websites are confused as hell about what is happening. The ad has appeared on visits to the New York Times and Washington Post, The Verge, Vice and virtually every reputable website. A just-released report

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