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NYC Has Become A Craft Beer Lovers Dream
By Jonas Barnes When people think “New York City”, they think of lights, Broadway, subways, The Empire State Building, and Rockefeller Center. But this wonderful pile of shit that so many of us call home, has much more to offer than most people know. From the artistic subcultures to the
Top 4 Reasons To Date Vladimir Putin
A look at ultra-conservatives romantic infatuation with Putin. Every girl loves a bad boy but it takes a special lady to love an oligarch! Here are the top 4 reasons Vladimir Putin is 2017’s dream boat to die for, (most likely in a suspicious circumstance made to look like a suicide),
MTA: Mass Transit Apocalypse
At the end of June, the MTA was finally declared a “State Of Emergency” by Governor Cuomo, and things are only…
The Brooklyn Bar that Defines Gentrification, & The Locals Fighting it
Pretend bullet holes in the wall, 40oz’s of Rosé, designed by a white, corporate tax lawyer
An Incomplete Rating of A New York City Summer
This is exactly what the title says it is. Regardless of your own personal preferences, most people have a strong opinion one way or another about New York City during the summer. Some people love it, while others can’t wait to get the hell out. This is an incomplete assessment
Five Ways To Throw Shade At Trump Tower Without Landing In Jail
By Jonas Barnes I think that we, as a country, have hit the point where we can all agree that Donald Trump is pretty much a fuck up. I know that there may be some uncle fathers out there that piss red, white & blue who love the leather skinned
Where to Get FREE Condoms!
Sex is great. But you know what’s not so great? Unprotected sex. (Sorry, thrill seekers.) With the amount of sex that everyone is having and the plethora of resources available, it’s near criminal to have to buy condoms in this day and age. And let’s be honest – the drugs
Bucket List for Millennials Before the Coming Apocalypse
The seas are rising, the bees are dying, and Donald Trump is the commander & chief of the most decked out army the world has ever seen. We’re not going to have another free election, the social safety net is unraveling & the brightest minds of our generation are focused