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09 Oct 2020

There’s A Trump Boat Parade on Saturday in the San Francisco Bay

What’s more ridiculous than a bunch of racists on land? A bunch of racists at sea! There’s a collection of fuck knuckles so desperate for big daddy Trump’s attention that they are throwing a boat parade in the SF Bay with the hope of getting his affection. Yes, really. On

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09 Oct 2020

How to Make Sure Your Vote is Secure and Properly Counted

As you’ve probably read, the GOP is doing all kinds of nefarious things to suppress votes like slow down the post office (which messes with mail-in voting during a pandemic) and disqualifying valid voters.

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09 Oct 2020

New Company Seeks to Keep Oakland Shop Owners Alive

Every now and again a company comes along that actually looks like it will do good in our immediate communities. It’s a company that simply wants to help locally owned shops, sell their wares online, and it’s called ‘Keep Oakland Alive‘. With the pandemic on, our local shops are being

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08 Oct 2020

SF’s 87 Public Monuments & What We Should Do With Them

You have seen them all all around our city, maybe you leaned against one during a walk through Golden Gate Park, or maybe you saw one on the news getting taken down with a crane.  Maybe you meet next one every year at 5:12 a.m. on April 18th, along with

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08 Oct 2020

al Frisco, The New Podcast All About San Francisco

al Frisco, the esseff podcast is a, bi-monthly, hour-long podcast, rekindles the immediacy of Herb Caen’s “three-dot journalism” by reporting on the news and societal happenings of the day, directly to listeners, in a fresh and entertaining manner. Co-hosted by three longtime San Francisco residents and cultural arbiters: Kevin Hunsanger,

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08 Oct 2020

Kamala Side Eye & Pence’s Head Fly

The VP debate was a far more traditional and cogent affair than the Presidential Debate.  The Candidates actually addressed policy and mostly refrained from personal insults or shouting over one another. The pandemic was the first topic of the VP Debate Wednesday night and throughout the debate, whether the question

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08 Oct 2020

Leaked FEMA Memo Shows Fear in Whitehouse, 34 Trump Staffers Test Positive For COVID

The memo was leaked as multiple reports said White House staffers are afraid to come back to work now that President Donald Trump has returned home while still sick with the virus.

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07 Oct 2020

Early Voting Is Underway! How You Can Vote Right Now In The 2020 Election

We’ve been waiting four years for this, and the time has arrived! The 2020 Elections is now officially underway, as San Francisco started in-person early voting on Monday. You can now officially vote today, tomorrow, or any weekday up until Election Day, November 3. Once you get your mail-in ballot,

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