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There’s A Trump Boat Parade on Saturday in the San Francisco Bay

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What’s more ridiculous than a bunch of racists on land? A bunch of racists at sea!

There’s a collection of fuck knuckles so desperate for big daddy Trump’s attention that they are throwing a boat parade in the SF Bay with the hope of getting his affection. Yes, really.

On the FB event page it says “Our goal is to draw national attention, including recognition and support from The President and his Family”.

This event is launching from McCovey Cove at 11am and apparently there might be another launch from Jack London Square but there’s not nearly as much info about that as the McCovey Cove one.

I have yet to hear about any counter protests to this stupid boat parade, but when I do, I will include it here. In the meantime here’s the verbiage from the event page:

The Trump Boat Movement has rapidly grown nationally and we are proud to be a part of it and make history!! Together and United we stand for President Trump and our FREEDOM!!!!!??❤️
?? We will meet SATURDAY at 11:00am October 10th departing north bound from McCovey Cove!! Route map will be released prior to event. Asking every boat to fly your favorite TRUMP flag and USA Flag!??
Our goal is to draw national attention, including recognition and support from The President and his Family, as our predecessors have!!
Let’s join together around our great President for all he is doing!
Our main photo op will take place around and under the Golden Gate Bridge!!
‼️?‼️?Those without boats are encouraged to line the SF shoreline, join in McCovey Cove with the motorcade of motorcycles or trucks along the shoreline.
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Hahahaha! These people are idiots.

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  1. thingmaker
    October 9, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    I hope nobody decides to counter-protest. This deserves to be ignored.

  2. Justin Burch
    October 10, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    So I guess you’re saying anyone who you disagree with politically is a racist. Got it. I don’t think you’re a racist because I have never met you and never discussed your opinions are race but I do think you’re one intolerant donkey’s butt.

  3. October 10, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    You are a sad, sad, little marxist, get a job, and get a life.

    You know the difference between Demarxists and everyone else? Demarxists base everything on skin colour. Everyone else DOESN’T CARE. Its what inside that counts!

  4. Jim
    October 10, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Haha.. we were out racing sailboats today. Saw them and they looked ridiculous.

  5. Mongo
    October 10, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Show us on the doll, the transgendered doll, where the Trump boat parade hurt you……

  6. Doubting Rich
    October 11, 2020 at 5:12 am

    What makes you think they are racist? You just made that up. You have no idea about any of them. You disagree with them, but the fact you express that in the form of an obvious lie suggests you can’t give a reasoned argument.

  7. October 11, 2020 at 5:39 am

    “The Silent Majority” aka the loud obnoxiously loud third of the population currently in power.

  8. Melissa
    October 11, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Oh Gee, ANOTHER claim of “racism”. Is there anything “racism” can’t do? I realize the Leftards have used the word for decades now to smear any/all opposition to their dreams of total domination, but crying wolf about it has only led the populace to disregard those claiming it. See Jussie Smollett and Bubba Wallace for instructions.

  9. October 11, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    lol does POOR little Stuart’s vagina hurt ? Get a life you pussy.