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There’s A Trump Boat Parade on Saturday in the San Francisco Bay

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What’s more ridiculous than a bunch of racists on land? A bunch of racists at sea!

There’s a collection of fuck knuckles so desperate for big daddy Trump’s attention that they are throwing a boat parade in the SF Bay with the hope of getting his affection. Yes, really.

On the FB event page it says “Our goal is to draw national attention, including recognition and support from The President and his Family”.

This event is launching from McCovey Cove at 11am and apparently there might be another launch from Jack London Square but there’s not nearly as much info about that as the McCovey Cove one.

I have yet to hear about any counter protests to this stupid boat parade, but when I do, I will include it here. In the meantime here’s the verbiage from the event page:

The Trump Boat Movement has rapidly grown nationally and we are proud to be a part of it and make history!! Together and United we stand for President Trump and our FREEDOM!!!!!??❤️
?? We will meet SATURDAY at 11:00am October 10th departing north bound from McCovey Cove!! Route map will be released prior to event. Asking every boat to fly your favorite TRUMP flag and USA Flag!??
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Our goal is to draw national attention, including recognition and support from The President and his Family, as our predecessors have!!
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Let’s join together around our great President for all he is doing!
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Our main photo op will take place around and under the Golden Gate Bridge!!
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‼️?‼️?Those without boats are encouraged to line the SF shoreline, join in McCovey Cove with the motorcade of motorcycles or trucks along the shoreline.
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‼️?‼️?HERE ARE SOME ADDITIONAL RESOURCES FOR LAUNCHING ETC.
https://boatingsf.com/listings/boat-ramps/
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STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES!!
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THE SILENT MAJORITY IS NO LONGER SILENT!!!
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For inquiries, questions etc. please dm Jeff Roberts or email contactjeffroberts@gmail.com or trump1010boatparade@gmail.com.

Hahahaha! These people are idiots.

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