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Holy Balls! Free Indian Food Today!
Every Sunday Kindness Kitchen will be serving FREE vegetarian Indian food from 11:30am-3pm. It all goes down at the Maharani Restaurant. While your bill will be $0.00, you are encouraged to donate as much money as you choose. Part of the money goes to charity and the other part
Cupid is for Babies, Adults go for Fairies
It’s the day after and cupid has shit in his diaper and cigarette breath. I, on the other hand, have jalepeno tequila on my breath and haven’t defecated – too much cheese at the house party in Bushwick. It was manageably “festive” – a guy drew a picture of
Broke-Ass Bay to Breakers
If you get a chance, pick up the SF Chronicle today. I was interviewed for an article defending Bay to Breakers. The article is pretty good, even if the writer opted to quote me as Stuart Schuffman instead of Broke-Ass Stuart like I asked him to. Whatever. Here’s
Fuck Valentine’s Day
Instead of sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, why don’t you go out and do something for Valentine’s Day’s this year? No, I don’t mean surprising said ex and begging them to take you back, I mean doing something completely different than you did
ClassyTrashy – Fashion Week Party with an Open Bar!
When a fashion week party has an open invite on Facebook it is standard procedure to rag on it. However, when that open Facebook invitation includes the words “Open Belvedere Vodka Bar” silence takes over and little hands get RSVP’ing. I have no idea how long they will be accepting reservations,
Wanna Help Save Bay 2 Breakers?
By Broke-Ass Stuart If so then here’s some things you can do by just clicking a bunch of shit on your keyboard: *Join this Facebook Group: Citizens for the Preservation of Bay 2 Breakers *Sign this Petition: Save Bay to Breakers More than anything I
How To Not Be A Cathy Comic Stereotype and/or Super Cheesy on V-Day
Do you ever feel like you’re just one pint of chunky monkey away from uttering ‘œwake me up when I’m a size five?’ Are you afraid of cheapening your relationship with your significant other by falling into the traps laid out for you by the Valentines Day