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Unlimited Margaritas = a free cab for your broke ass — LUXOR PICKS UP THE FARE!

Updated: May 06, 2009 15:59
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photo from las vegas weekly.

photo from las vegas weekly.

If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off. If you need to make your way to your ex’s house for a late-night hook up? Done. Over to your mom’s for some menudo? Done.
As awesome as this sounds, make sure that you hit all the stops before you call them up '” THEY WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER BAR. So don’t be a dick and waste their time '” they’re actually being nice, for fuck’s sake. Also, another tip? Bring a barf bag. I’m pretty sure these motherfuckers are gonna be drivin’ like its Daytona.

 

 

PS: Thanks again to our man Johnny Fun Cheap!

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Monica Miller - The Intern

Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one
righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco
State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate
completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the
Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country
Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most
underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though
she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of
never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With
intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart
out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year,
she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to
get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or
fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you
the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't
kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze,
get at me.]