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19 Nov 2020

Newsom Orders New Curfew in 40+ California Counties

The thing that many people have been worried about, and not nearly enough people have done anything to try and stop, is happening. Governor Gavin Newsom announced a new “Stay-at-Home” order for the 40+ counties that are in the “purple” tier of California’s county risk level chart. This means that

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19 Nov 2020

Bay Area Voter Turnout above 80% in all 9 Counties

Bay Area Voter Turnout for the latest 2020 presidential election was above 80% in all 9 Counties.  To put that in perspective, the projected voter turnout for all of the USA is around 68%. San Francisco County saw historic numbers with an 86.23% turnout, a number that has not been

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19 Nov 2020

How the Vallejo Police Department Became the Most Violent in the Bay Area

This statement may surprise you, but Vallejo was fucked up before the San Francisco Chronicle and The New Yorker told you it was.  Before recent reporting began talking about the Vallejo Police Department’s ‘murder clique’, Vallejo suffered an insanely high rate of police misconduct and killings. While media attention and

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18 Nov 2020

Dolly Parton Helped Create The COVID-19 Vaccine

The Dolly Parton COVID-19 Research Fund is a thing that actually exists, as Dolly shelled out $1 million of her own money in April to help find a cure. Dolly’s bet on a team of scientists at Vanderbilt University paid off with a jackpot, as CNN reports that Dolly Parton’s

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18 Nov 2020

Horny Pope Hits ‘Like’ On Sexy Butt Pic, Vatican In Uproar

We’ve always thought Pope Francis was a pretty cool pope, what with his support of same-sex civil unions and his frequent railing against capitalism. But now we know the Pope is an Ass Man too, as the Daily Mail reports that Pope Francis clicked like on a Brazilian model’s ass

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18 Nov 2020

Who Becomes Mayor If London Breed Joins The Biden Administration?

Just after Joe Biden was elected president, rumors began swirling that SF mayor London Breed might be offered a position in the Biden administration.  Breed did not rule it out in an interview with KQED, choosing her words very carefully. On top of that, it’s widely reported that Breed is

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18 Nov 2020

Half Of Trump’s Tweets Flagged As False In The Last 24 Hours

Thoroughly defeated president Donald Trump has still not conceded that he lost the election. But he is setting new records for flagged, “This claim is disputed” posts on Twitter. “DEAD PEOPLE VOTED” https://t.co/y6WRvCBykc — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 17, 2020 A review by the Broke-Ass Stuart Doomscrolling Investigative I-Team

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