Meet Pat Stango and Blaine Perry. Veritable YouTube celebrities, you may recognize them from such hits as “Pat Stango: Hidden Camera Guy” and  “The ‘Being a Jerk’ Method.” But they do more. They are also members of Don’t Touch Me There, a New York City-based sketch comedy troupe described by one

If you assholes like to laugh, and I’m pretty sure you do, allow me to direct you to an event this evening that will have you busting a gut, splitting your sides and Ell-Oh-Ell-ing with such alacrity that your friend will have to ball-gag you! “Don’t Touch Me There”, tonight