There are holidays and then there are SF sanctioned holidays. They get mentions in your planner and your iCal just like Christmas, and yes, you will be getting so drunk you’ll put Arthur to shame. No matter what the occasion, we like to do it big, plentiful and more awesome than anyone else, no? Listed below are the top 7 holidays that you should definitely not be sick, taken, or sober:

Have you ever had the desire to to roll around San Francisco in a big school bus drinking beer and ransacking local bars?  If so, March 15th is your lucky day.  My buddy Ken planned out the original pub crawl after blacking out from a night of attempting to hit

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

Ah yes…yet another kick ass pub crawl has come and gone.  I know it happened a few weeks ago, but I’m a busy motherfucker, so I just now got around to getting all this stuff organized. What can I say?  Despite how awesome it looks, it was even awesomer! We

Well, if you were too deep into a bender to buy tickets to this Friday’s annual bar crawl, you can look upon the melee as a spectator sport as our own little pied piper and his trail of beer rats do our cannonball run through the hazy streets of San

Have you ever had the desire to to roll around San Francisco in a big school bus drinking beer and ransacking local bars?  If so, June 11th is your lucky day.  My buddy Ken planned out the original pub crawl after blacking out from a night of attempting to hit

Yes indeed.  It was certainly an amazing night.  This might have been the best pub crawl yet.  We went to the Broken Record, the Pilsner Inn, Kennedy’s and Bender’s. Plus, we had the tricked out Teacher Bus, the ridiculously over the top Hummer, and almost 60 motherfuckers who were down

So the 5th Annual Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl is finally upon us.  And it’s gonna be stupid…like in a good way.  We’ve got the bus, we’ve got the ridiculous, over the top, gonzo limo (I still can’t believe this shit), and we’ve got a small army of people ready to

Jesus Christ.  Just look at that fucker.  It’s monstrous. So, a funny thing happened. The 5th Annual BAS Pub Crawl sold out so quickly that I started thinking that it would be a good idea to get a second bus (a short bus if you will) to accommodate some extra