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Blue and Gold, You Dirty Hipster!
People either love or hate this dive, but who could blame them? Known for bitchy bartenders, crowds of college kids, and disgusting bathrooms, there’s a lot of reason to hate the place. But with drink Combos like the Dirty Hipster (PBR and Shot of Jagermeister) or The Dude (an IPA
Blarney Stone: Keep the Drinks a-Comin’
As I stare at this blank screen and think about what I should write on the Blarney Stone, I seem to be at a loss. Not because I can’t rifle off a dozen stories about the place, but because this spot is almost too good for words. I mean, what
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Land Ho! Staten Island and New Asha
During sunsets, when tourists are in town, when you find yourself wanting something more, when you just want to drink on public transportation legally, there is a boat in the distance following the ray of light that trials along the water from Manhattan to Staten Island. My friend, that is
Young, Broke & Beautiful Premiere’s TONIGHT on IFC!!
That’s right folks. The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here! My new TV show Young, Broke & Beautiful airs TONIGHT on IFC at 11pm/10pm central! Holy shit! Here is a little teaser showing you a little of all six cities we visited. Dope right? Well guess what? I’ve
Poor Man’s King Feast
My friend Matt showed me this restaurant a few years ago, back when I was really broke. That means, basically, living in a crawl space, surviving off food stamps and having little to no spending money. But the poor still need a few quality pastimes. For example: going to the
A Teaser for all 6 Episodes of My TV Show Young, Broke & Beautiful
Man oh man was the viewing party awesome last night. So many dope people came out to support! I love you San Francisco! If you weren’t able to make it, here’s what you missed. If you wanna see the pics from the photo booth check this out. Last night we
The Boiler Room: My Nymphet Equivalent
Boiler Room, disco ball of my night, fire of my liver. My Sin, my soul. Boi-ler Rooooom: the way the lips slightly part as the last syllable escapes the mouth and puckers as the “m” oozes from the back of the throat. Boi. Ler. Rooooom. This is one of my
The Folk Revival Takes Brooklyn for the Third Time
Are you tired of electronica, metal, hip-hop, free jazz, bebop, noise music, classic rock, indie-rock, and everything else that mankind has created after the end of prohibition? Are you so tired of society, technology and the future that you don’t have a cell phone? Do you write on a typewriter,