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Look Ma I’m on TV Again!!
I recorded this when I was out in NY back in March. It was done the same day as my NYC book reading and walking tour. It was supposed to play both on TV and in the back of the taxi cabs, but then it got bumped because of something
Poor Advice
So I’ve decided to start an advice column here on Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website called Poor Advice. Think of it as Dear Abby with a drinking problem. Basically, this is where your questions get answered and nothing is taboo. And generally speaking, the best piece of advice I can
The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally
Jet lag and $1 beers
I just got back last night from 10 days in the Yucatan Peninsula. It was mostly spent reading on white sand beaches in the Mayan Riviera, and truthfully it was Plan B. The original idea was for my lady and I to visit Cuba, smoke some cigars, drink
Bender’s
Since today’s feature is a haiku that Monica penned about the delicious yo-yo’s we always get at Bender’s, I figured I’d dig up my old zine and transcribe what I wrote about the bar before it got fire bombed. Here it is: Bender’s: 800 South Van Ness @ 19th St. Relatively
I am at Bay to Breakers
If you’re in San Francisco, you shouldn’t be reading this. You should be out participating in Bay to Breakers!!!
This Just In: FREE Beer and $20 off Timbuk2 Bags Today!
This is from the good people over at Timbuk2: SF’s original messenger bag company wants to celebrate our love for bikes. Featuring artwork from Beryl Fine Fine and the release of her San Francisco Bike Messenger Book,. Wiggle on over & receive $20- off any custom messenger bag. We’ve
Dolores Park Movie Night Tonight: Amelie
It’s that time of year again in San Francisco. What time am I speaking of? The awesomist time. All summer long (and for part of the spring and fall) a benevolent group of people, who go by the simple name of Dolores Park Movie Night Staff, take it upon themselves
Be a Better Masturbator
Ok, so let’s say you’re looking to do something cheap today but don’t feel like sitting on the hard bleachers at a $2 baseball game and don’t wanna watch movies with a bunch of people who are too cool to put brakes on their bicycles. Perhaps you just feel like learning better ways