OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE. HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Oh Burger King, purveyor of fast food and bathrooms where people get busy in. You’ve provided many a road trip meal as well as a place to shit once that meal gave the consumer diarrhea.
Stop what you’re doing, cause I’m about to ruin the image and style that you’re used to… when it comes to public sex. Before you get crazy with your girl with the boom in the Burger King bathroom, there’s a few things you should know. While you may think public sex
Hello dear readers in broke-itude! Well, it’s been a busy week here at BAS and even more so for our esteemed Editor-In-Cheap, as he sallies forth on the campaign trail. Stuart’s article in last Wednesday’s Examiner, in particular, elicited an overwhelming response in regards to our city’s lack of urgency
We try to keep the tone light, airy and full of piss here on the website ‘” we want you to laugh at your desks while your boss isn’t looking or find some excuse to get off your duff even when the cash flow has gone into a trickle. But