by Kate Brunotts As someone who is constantly paranoid about the effectiveness of her birth control, I can’t wait for the day that my partner has a vasectomy. I promise I’m not a sadist, but we both agree that the shared anxiety of having an unplanned pregnancy will only go

by Jonas Barnes It’s awards season! You know what that means, right? It means our television and computer screens will be covered in a bukkake of celebrity news for the foreseeable future up until the big show! It also means that we will be reminded of films in 2019 that

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

“Females: the Ride” from PianoFight’s resident lady sketch comedy group, Chardonnay. Chardonnay is composed of 7 funny ladies who write, direct, produce and perform in our own original material. Friday, February 13 @ 8pm | PianoFight space (144 Taylor, San Francisco) | Use the discount code “corndog” and buy tickets for just $15 at chardonnaycomedy.com.