On days when I attempt to walk down Bedford Avenue on a Saturday night I am quickly reminded of why I don’t do it more often.  It sucks.  Aside from the droves of drunk ass 21 year olds out in front of Spike Hill’. aside from the piles of hipsters

After last week’s Renee Zellweger-bashing, I thought to myself “Wow, that felt so great!”  Looking at the career of a celebrity I’ve never met, pointing out her flaws on the Internet for all to see and then laughing at her attempts to feel physically attractive was the best kind of

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

Nothing warms my shriveled black heart like a classic film that brings to life the innocence of the old days. Singing, dancing, teens dropping out of high school and aborting their bastard children.. The 50’s were truly the golden years. Back when a group of guys could wear tight jeans