Gwyneth Paltrow
Paltrow Vows to “Turn Ski Bum Bones into Broth” on Hot Mic
April 1st, 2023. BREAKING NEWS – Nearly 7 years ago, a ski collision put Gweneth Paltrow back in the headlines when she was sued for damage caused by an accident that left the other skier with lasting brain trauma. On Thursday, Paltrow won her court battle after a jury decided the
You Can Now Give your Vagina a Spa Day…Yes Really.
Gwyneth Paltrow is the Jenny McCarthy of vaginal/sex health. Please don’t listen to a damn thing she says. The woman went and got a vaginal spa treatment. Chai-yok is a 600 year old Korean treatment that is supposed to promote uterine health and stimulate hormones and for all it’s history there is no science
This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco
I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available
Having it All
Ah, to have it all. Do you ever look around at your life, when you’re too hungover to operate the Xbox controller, and think to yourself, how do I manage to balance all these aspects of work, school, and relationships sooooo well?? Me too. And, like Gywenth Paltrow, I have
Breaking News!: Rich People Are Lame
No this is not the first, Gwyneth-related post, (and yes, she is my “white whale”) I was inspired by this link my sister sent me today, when we were idly G-chatting about bullshit, to discuss why Gwyneth Paltrow and her wealthy peers makes Broke-Ass-itude so appealing. Having been a long
Fancypants Edition: Celebrity Castoffs
Thursday in New York, was a beautiful spring day, the kind that makes you remember why you moved to this town in the first place. It just feels like a picnic lunch, a dress and a light spring coat, smoking a joint on the fire escape overlooking the flowering trees