Homer Simpson
The Broke-Ass Alternative to Boutique Shopping
You can only pretend to enjoy boutique shopping on Atlantic Avenue (or Franklin Street or Bedford Avenue or god forbid somewhere that’s actually in Manhattan) for so long. When you’re with friends who drop $200 on a pair of “vintage” shoes (don’t they know how fast soles – not to
FREE Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Today For National Doughnut Day
The month of May is finally over. Do you know what that means? It means that it’s June 1st, and it is officially National Doughnut Day!!! Now I understand that some of you might be hitting the gym hard to shed some pounds in order to fit into your new
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Terrible Advice With Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey, self-proclaimed “king” of comedy and non-doctor or professor, has been making the rounds in the media with his (apparently, NYT bestselling) book Act Like A Lady, Think Like a Man. Wanna rip your face off yet? I sure do! Essentially, (as though you couldn’t already tell from the