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The Great Beach Debate: East Coast vs West Coast
Having recently traveled to Hermosa Beach in California, and consecutively attempted to hit up all of New York beaches, I feel like each has something to offer. These two coastlines couldn’t be more different, and that’s mostly because of the people who flock to them rather than the physical landscape
What NOT to be for Halloween
It may seem a bit early to be musing on potential Halloween costumes, but if grocery stores can start selling marshmallow pumpkins in August, then I can do whatever the hell I want. Â Selecting the right costume is a very delicate dance. Â Finding a costume that both rules, and doesn’t
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Celebrate the Best of the Bay for FREE at Mezzanine on Thursday
Hey kids — time for another party from the folks at the SF Bay Guardian! Â To celebrate their Best of the Bay 2010 guide, the Guardian is hosting a FREE party at Mezzanine on Thursday night. Â Not only will there be a photo booth, Burgermeister truck, and mingling with the
The Great Beach Debate: East Coast vs West Coast
Having recently traveled to Hermosa Beach in California, and consecutively attempted to hit up all of New York beaches, I feel like each has something to offer. These two coastlines couldn’t be more different, and that’s mostly because of the people who flock to them rather than the physical landscape
Yoga at MOMA and Pauly D at Sutton Place
I’ve got your Saturday riiiiiiight here: You wanna relax? You wanna commune with your inner self? You want to stretch muscle fiber, sinew and the fabric of your mind by participating in that most ancient of mind-body arts underneath the shadow of a dessicated whale carcass? Well, look no further
The Ballad of Ronnie & Sammi: Recipe for an Oscar
To anyone who knows me, it’s no secret that I am utterly consumed by MTV’s The Jersey Shore. If you had told me a year ago that MTV was creating a show about a bunch of overtanned Italian-Americans in the bowels of the Garden State I would have groaned, covered
Things to Retire in ’09
I had promised myself I wasn’t going to do an end of the year list, but sometimes it’s important to acknowledge our low points in culture so that we may never repeat them again. 2009 had a lot of highs and lows, and of course Twitter and other social media