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Applebee’s To Take Over Cliff House With The Help Of Daniel Lurie
The historic Cliff House restaurant has been vacant for far too long. The iconic San Francisco eatery has sat vacant since December of 2020. This fact is entirely unacceptable, as the Cliff House is as much a part of San Francisco as Patagonia vests and Fentanyl. The good news is

Trump May Sell San Francisco Federal Building
In a move of pettiness so extreme that it even shocked me, the Trump Administration is considering selling the San Francisco Federal Building seemingly because it’s named after Nancy Pelsoi. The 18-story tower, which had been known as the San Francisco Federal Building until its dedication to Pelosi in December,

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Three Wannabe Elon Musk Henchmen, Storm SF City Hall, Demand Records
Update: It appears this was some stunt by Youtube trolls. San Francisco is a city where silly shit happens. Its reputation as California’s coastal equivalent to a homeless encampment abandoned by God because there was too high a density of gay sex so the lord allegedly smote the city by

Oakland Plans Cuts To Police Oversight Amid Budget Woes
When I think of models of public trust, I often think of the Oakland Police Department. These upstanding men and women are the same people that beat the shit out of Tupac Shakur for jaywalking. And as you may know, jaywalking is one of Oakland’s most pressing problems, so naturally,

Trump Administration May Start Deporting Americans Too
Marco Rubio visited El Salvador to push for tougher immigration enforcement, while Elon Musk praised the idea of housing U.S. prisoners in Salvadoran facilities for a fee. However, a U.S. official stated that there are no current plans to deport American citizens, as it would face legal obstacles.

Oakland Closes Fire Stations While Los Angeles Burns
While our southern California cousins deal with the worst wildfire in the history of Los Angeles, we here in the Bay Area have our own potential problems. We seem to have cities working hard to make California’s wildfire preparedness even worse. Oakland is experiencing a budget crisis and considering that

Homicides In Oakland Are Down, But 2025 Is Off To A Bleak Start
Oakland, California has experienced a 34% decrease in homicides in 2024, but the start of 2025 has seen 4 homicides in just 5 days, indicating that the city is not making progress in solving the root cause of racism and poverty.

Who Is At Fault In San Francisco’s Traffic Fatalities? Pedestrians Or Drivers?
San Francisco has seen a significant increase in pedestrian deaths since 2016, with many blaming the pedestrians themselves, but others suggesting that drivers may be more at fault due to their reckless behavior.