As I’m writing this it has been 20 minutes since police began raiding my neighbor’s crib. This isn’t the first time, but with the daunting cloud of gentrification looming over my neighborhood of Washington Heights I’m positive it’ll be one of the last I’ll experience. I’ve witnessed my fair share

Back when I was 19, I moved out of my parents house and in with my girlfriend & her slutty (her words, not mine…she loved the hell out of sex) roommate. We were all young and stupid, we threw parties all the time…did young people shit. Also we tricked the slutty

Weed is legal, 4/20 is on a Friday, and this year’s San Francisco 4/20 will be more off the hook than any single-day marijuana event ever. We’ve got your chron-prehensive guide to every good 4/20 party, event, and dispensary discount happening all across town, to get you ‘ready to roll’ but still remember what time  it is.

Almost all of us have a story that starts out: This one time I ate WAY too much ganja edibles… For some of us, we have multiple versions of that story. I know I do. In fact, I often describe what happens to me when I eat pot food as “I turn into a puddle of Stuart.”

When I was a teenager I LOVED weed. It was my hobby, my extracurricular activity. My friends and I would roll around San Diego smoking pot, while we looked for cool places to smoke more pot. We went on all kinds of ridiculous adventures, giggling all the way.

GOOD NEWS! THERE’S NOW A BROKE-ASS STUART CANNABIS CLUB WHERE YOU CAN GET AWESOME DEALS ON ALL YOUR CANNABIS NEEDS AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR. USE THE CODE “BROKEASS” TO GET $20 OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. San Francisco’s new ‘legal marijuana for everyone 21 and up’ law takes effect in

As of January 1, Californians are able to legally purchase and recreationally enjoy marijuana just like booze. An era of prohibition has come to an end, and criminals will no longer be made of cannabis users.

This post was made in conjunction with the fine folks at Sava. Wanna support a post on the site? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com  There’s a lot of awesome things to love about Hanukkah like eating latkes, playing dreidel, and lighting candles. But let me tell you, as a Jewish kid, Hanukkah