Post-weekend Detox With $1 Jamba Juice
Sometimes, on the weekends, your body can become a repository for whiskey, cigarettes, and Tombstone frozen pizzas, WHICH, good lord, I recently discovered contain a total of 80 grams of fat per pizza, if you get the pepperoni one. I am not necessarily opposed to consuming that much fat in one sitting, but if I do, it should be from something super delicious like a crème brûlée, not a pizza that I didn’t even cook correctly because it was 3am and I was drunk.
However, such dearths of healthfulness can easily be counteracted with some repentant pro-biotic stuff on Mondays. Health drinks are usually ridiculously expensive, but this week at Jamba Juice they cost the same as a hash brown at McDonald’s! Just print out this coupon for a $1 fruit and yogurt blend smoothie, $1 steel cut oatmeal, or $2 cold buster smoothie (good through Wednesday, Jan. 19th).
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