BoozeReviewsSan Francisco

Take a Stroll to The Avenue

Updated: Jul 09, 2011 15:34
The Bay's best newsletter for underground events & news

We’re gonna rock down to the dive bar A-ve-nue!

Since we’re finally getting a dose of the wet and wild winter weather, I figured you might be looking for a dark hole to climb into and get drunk in this weekend. If that’s the case, look no further than The Avenue in Oakland.

The Avenue is a quintessential dive bar with some extra, special touches. It’s the kind of place that’s deceptive based upon its exterior, because it’s actually friggin’ huge in there. There’s a pool table that only costs 75 cents per game (unheard of), a fireplace, and almost too much seating. In the rear of the bar, there’s a flat screen TV with Guitar Hero guitars attached to it. But not once have I ever seen the TV in use, which is fine, really, because the jukebox provides plenty of entertainment. Besides, who could complain when the cocktails are stiff as a board and only cost $4?

The crowd is as diverse as you would expect for North Oakland. One time, I met an older African American gentleman who displayed his bejeweled denim jacket to me and boasted about how long it took him to sew and/or glue each piece on by hand. Another time, an old, white sailor-type told me a joke that ended with the following lines: “The farmer answered the door. This time, it was the pig.” Beyond that, there are hipsters and neighborhood folks in equal measures, and everyone seems to get along just fine. But if you really need to bail, at least there’s Lanesplitter’s across the street.

Thanks to John M. for the pic.

The Avenue
4822 Telegraph Ave. [Temescal]

Like this article? Make sure to sign up for our mailing list so you never miss a goddamn thing!
Previous post

Unisex Clothing Swap in Oakland

Next post

Things You Weren't Expecting to Find at the Dollar Store

Mia Di Pasquale - Scroungy Scribbler

Mia Di Pasquale - Scroungy Scribbler

Mia is a nice Italian girl from an exotic Italian colony called New Jersey.  She studied English Literature and Screenwriting at Drexel University in Philadelphia and has no intention of ever being a teacher.  Instead, she produces low-budget films with her crew/friends, one of which actually won a contest hosted by AMC and judged by Mr. Robert (Rob) Zombie.  She currently lives and loves in beautiful Oakland, California, which, she maintains, is just as great as and even sunnier than San Francisco.