Thirsty Haiku at Dawn

It’s been a super long night. Don’t you wish you wrote haikus about what you did last night…or maybe this morning….?

Here are some late night haiku clues as to where to party to the break of dawn. Find them below:

1) Tomato Vodka

Breakfast of champions, yo

Celery Castro

2) Sleepy, tired, thirsty

Mimosa never again

Fuck all those bubbles

3) Tecate Hottie

Where’s my lime, sliced in wedges

Have you any salt?

Go big or go home, cause that’s where I’m at…..