BAS Pride 2014: FREE Meat 4 Yer Maw & Bottomless Belgians @ SFBG’s 10th Annual Pullin’ Pork for Pride (6/25)

As SF Pride 2014 hits midweek and shifts into higher gears, it’s time once again for the San Francisco Bay Guardian’s annual Pullin’ Pork For Pride happy hour.  They’ve been pulling said pork for ten years now, so you best trust that carne is just about as tender and juicy as your quavering lips can handle.  Not only that, but these cherce mouthfuls are FREE to all you little meat sluts courtesy of Soul Groove, so wear something that’ll hide the inevitable stains. (Fear not, non-meat sluts, there will be plenty of veg vice given away as well.)

In between all the cramming, you can come up for air and New Belgium Brewing will be on hand with all the suds you can gargle for $15.   Too much?  Sigh…very well- if you go here, you can knock off an extra five bucks and keep the change you filthy animal.

Then all that’s left to do is waddle your yourself onto the dance floor while Hard French’s Brown Amy & Carnita spin their vinyl grooves and the Good Vibrations spins their Wheel of Fun, desperately trying to abate your unrelenting carnal requirements with so many dildos, fleshlights and lube.

Proceeds to benefit The Transgender Law Center

The San Francisco Bay Guardian’s Pullin’ Pork for Pride
10^th Annual Queer Pride Happy Hour & LGBTQ Fundraiser

The Pilsner Inn
225 Church Street (@ 14^th Street & Market)
[Castro/ Mission Dolores]
SF