Hilarious Ways Not to Screw up Valentine’s Day
Each February, we’re told that if we really care about our honey, we need to show it with our wallets. If he doesn’t buy you artisanal chocolates, red roses, and silk lingerie, then he clearly doesn’t really love you.
What bullshit!
Showing our affection in less consumerist ways is pretty awesome since it sticks it to the man and besides we’re broke. A DIY approach is great – just so long as you don’t fuck it up. So we’ve put together this handy guide for you.
Good Idea…Serving breakfast in bed
Photo credit: Fiona Henderson
Bad Idea…Cooking breakfast in bed
Photo credit: www.veronicavangogh.com
Good Idea…Making your own Valentines
Photo credit: Sarah Murray
Bad Idea…Making them out of a real heart
Photo credit: Matt Preston
Good Idea…Writing a love song
Photo credit: Ace Armstrong
Bad Idea…Singing about your ex
Photo credit: Seth Sawyers
Good Idea…Making chocolate covered strawberries
Photo credit: Karyn Christner
Bad Idea…chocolate covered straw
Photo credit: Dr. Colleen Morgan
Good Idea…dressing up in a thrift store teddy
Photo credit: kchoos
Bad Idea…dressing up like a teddy bear
Photo credit: Kenneth Freeman
(Unless you’re into that.)
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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