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Bitching about taxis is so 2012.

Not only has Uber disrupted the way people get around town, they’ve also given everybody a new target of contempt. And just as their name suggests, Uber isn’t your run-of-the-mill whipping boy. No, they are the ultimate shock absorber for disdain.

Remember when you were just complaining about smelly cabs and asshole cabbies? Well, now that Uber is the top dog in the transportation racket, it has moved on to hacked accounts, price gouging, sexual assault, vehicular assault, robbery and even sub-prime loans for their partners. And that’s just this week! Think of all the atrocities Uber and their never-ending supply of drivers will commit next week…

Now, thanks to The Uber Reviews twitter account, you don’t have to miss a single gory detail.

Here are just a few samples of what you can expect from the wonderful world of Uber Reviews:

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  1. bebe415
    April 29, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Unless she gave the driver her actual number, annith is lying up there.

    • April 29, 2015 at 11:58 am

      There are always glitches in the system. Happens all the time.

  2. Sabbie
    April 29, 2015 at 11:39 am

    Uber is a victim of their own success, used to be great but has completely gone down the crapper.

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  4. Review'd
    February 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    We got a group of actors together and made a video of the reviews.