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Sunday Funnies: Discount Tickets to Lady to Lady Live! In Oakland TONIGHT

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Well, here we are in the waning days of the lusty month of May, and there is a strong likelihood that you have grand designs on the Memorial Day Weekend that lies ahead. A trip to the Southland, perhaps, to sneer at our Angeleno siblings and their “summertime”, a little jaunt to the wine country or the river to unwind from the maddening pace of city life, or, if you are a true San Franciscan, taking advantage of the fact that everyone will be gone and actually go out to a bar, the cinema or myriad other amusements without having to compete with the fleeced masses.

That’s why today should be one to chill and gather your reserves for the joy ride you’ll soon be taking. And what can prepare you better for your impending hedonism than a little sage advice? Some girl talk if you will.

Well your in luck, kiddies, because those darlings of Maximum Fun, Tess Barker, Barbara Gray and Brandie Posey (collectively, Lady to Lady) have returned to the Bay Area on their breakneck On The Pun Tour!!!!

In case you doubt that these oracles of the south are able to dispense the proper knowledge to equip you on your Memorial Day vision quest, recent episodes have featured such quality insights as knowing when it’s time to fly the coop and leave your shitty apartment in exchange for a trailer park in the sky, discovering that indeed the best way to really dig in and enjoy getting eaten out is by presenting yourself on all fours and the very keen observation that, “Fuck buddies are spare tires: they will get you where you need to go after you’ve had a blow out, but you can’t ride a fuck buddy for more than fifty miles.”

I rest my case.

Sadly, unlike, Bey & Co., we will not be able to hear these girls’ concert broadcast across the city. However, because, our readership is loyal and lovely, the ladies have graciously given us a discount. Should you tip-toe up to The Night Light in Oakland and whisper, “cheesecake” in the doorman’s ear, you get in for $5.00 and a limited edition poster of this landmark tour that is sure to go down in the annals of history. Don’t risk a Monday, nay a Memorial Day, full of regret- run, no PUN, to Oakland immediately!

 

Lady to Lady
On The Pun Tour
Sunday, May 17, 2015 @ 8:30 p.m.

 
The Night Light
311 Broadway (btw 3rd & 4th)
[Jack London Square]
Oakland

 

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Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco)

Stephen's early years were spent in a boxcar overlooking downtown Los Angeles. From there he moved around the state with his family before settling under the warm blanket of smog that covers suburban Southern California. Moving around led to his inability to stay in one place for very long, but San Francisco has been reeling him back in with its siren song since 1999.
By trade he pours booze, but likes to think he can write and does so occasionally for the SF Bay Guardian, Bold Italic and 7x7. He also likes to enjoy time spent in old eateries, bars and businesses that, by most standards, would have been condemned a long time ago.