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A San Francisco Bar is Being Turned into a Giant Ball Pit!

Updated: Jan 04, 2016 12:06
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This is not the ball pit at the Romper Room because I’m not a time traveler. It’s from something similar in China. image from LostAtEMinor

While there are plenty of bars in this city that could be called “a giant ball pit,” I’m talking about something completely different here.

On March 19th & 20th The Romper Room will be filled with thousands of plastic balls for people like you and me to frolic in. It’ll be just like Chuck E. Cheese, but with booze and without all the pink eye and the stench of feet…hopefully.

Here’s what the FB invite has to say:

Forward Motion San Francisco, a local bucket listing organization will convert the Romper Room into the largest ball pit bar San Francisco has ever seen. This is the first ever event of it’s kind to be done. Growing up is never easy. Come celebrate and reunite with your inner child!

I guess there really isn’t much else you can say about it. It’s a giant fucking ball pit. It kinda speaks for itself.

Get your tickets right here. I have a feeling it’s gonna sell out.

God damn this is awesome!

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

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