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No Scrubs: A 90s Tribute Dance Party

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Broke-Ass Stuart and Stroy Moyd Presents…

No Scrubs: a 90s Tribute Dance Party

The 1990’s were arguably one of the best decades of our generation. The fashion was uhh-mayy-zing, the slang was super dope, and the music was PHENOMENAL. From TLC, to the Fresh Prince, to Kid ‘N Play to Usher…the list goes on. Bring your young, broke, and beautiful ass down to Milk Bar on Thursday June 30th at 10pm to get your Groove on to some throwback 90s Jams. DJ Josef will be spinning your favorite 90s jams until the po-po come to kick us out. Dress in 90s gear and one of the shit faced promoters (Broke-Ass Stuart) might even hand you a free drink ticket on the low low (sshhh). NO SCRUBS ALLOWED.

Webster’s Dictionary Definition of a Scrub: A guy who think he’s fine and also known as a bustahhh.

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$5 online $10 at the door

**This event will be following the hilarious #HellaSingle Comedy Showcase for which you can get tickets here. If you come for #HellaSingle you can stay and dance for free.


No Scrubs: 90’s Tribute Dance Party
Thursday 6/30
Milk Bar
1840 Haight St. btw Stanyan & Shrader

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.