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Email Subjects from Hillary Clinton that Could Have Been Written by my Ex-Girlfriend

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My friend Clint Woods, like all good Democrats, gets a shit ton of email from the Clinton campaign. Lately he has been noticing a trend that the subject lines are starting to sound a lot like emails from his ex-girlfriend. Its been entertaining me for a couple of weeks now so you should check it out (and follow him because he is hilarious):

 

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